Bad Breath Police

Olivia comes running into the room ready to tell on Ethan with Ethan right on her heels....

Olivia: "Mom, Mom!"

Ethan: "You didn't brush long enough! You didn't brush long enough, Olivia!"

Olivia: "Mom, Ethan says my breath smells like balloons!"

Ethan: "No, your breath smells like STINKY balloons with a little mint!"

Me: "Olivia, let me smell your breath."

She blows some air at me

Me: "Your breath does smell a little like balloons, but I think it smells like black licorice."

Ethan: " I do not like the smell of balloons! Olivia, you need to brush your teeth longer!"