tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-770636399969997260.post3455816831650556390..comments2023-08-26T05:08:44.678-07:00Comments on The Chase Files: Happy B-Day Em!!!The Chase Fileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08958833639189985740noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-770636399969997260.post-67979867926937772702008-09-01T23:50:00.000-07:002008-09-01T23:50:00.000-07:00At least this year I expected a lame birthday beca...At least this year I expected a lame birthday because we had a deadline at work.<BR/><BR/>The year I went to the dump was pretty traumatic because I couldn't even guilt anyone into coming with me. It was bad enough that I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this:<BR/><BR/>I took the Old Bingham Hiway<BR/>to my birthday bash<BR/>It wasn't terribly fancy<BR/>but cost a bucket o' cash<BR/>There were pinatas and confetti<BR/>strewn all over the place<BR/>I had some hazardous materials<BR/>to eat the cake off my face<BR/>I had dirt on my shirt sleeves<BR/>and a mess in my hair<BR/>Besides the flies and the rodents<BR/>I was the only one there<BR/>I took the Old Bingham Hiway<BR/>to my birthday bash<BR/>I don't remember much of it<BR/>except a bumpy red rash<BR/>If I was a rich man<BR/>and didn't have a care<BR/>I'd throw myself a party<BR/>I'd be the only one thereflieswithoutwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18220967264754854715noreply@blogger.com